Cronies Archive March 2009

"What the Hell We Need Spit For?"

"What the Hell We Need Spit For?"


Bonus question: Why is Norman Chad talking about my ex wives?

Double bonus question: Who is Norman Chad anyway?

Triple bonus question: I have ex wives?

Hi. I am Nastena from Russia!

 I very much hope that you are surprised, because I wrote to you. I earlier make appeal to the international gambling emporium matchup service in my town, and they told me to write to Tower Ridge Poker Cronies, c/o George Calas, Big Garrulous Hunk of a Free-Spending Playboy, Hastings-on-Hudson US…

Public Service Announcement re: 7/27ism

Before another game transpires — this week's will be at Peter Arno's, 37 Garland, by the way — I feel compelled to reach out with a helping hand.

Many people bet on sports, play poker, place an online wager or buy a lottery ticket once in a while. But, playing 7/27 can spiral out of control for…

Special Midweek Bonus

Mike B. Will Host

Mike Bucuvalas is planning a trip to Aruba next week and needs your help to help with his hotel bill.  it seems a recalcitrant manager refuses to reduce his rates despite the economic downturn (much as we have refused to entertain Art's proposal that the standard snivel be lowered to two cents and…

Needed: home for Foodstuffs

Wolf the Predictable and the Johnny X Man were the only ones to respond to my urgent plea for a host this week. Since Wolf the Full of Whist hosted a couple of weeks ago (and is liable to foist indelectables like salt and peppered chocolate-covered gherkins upon us) it looks like it's the X-Man's…

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