Senor Pedro Arno, who slipped south of the border last week to take private Mexoid and Mexican Stud lessons with Pancho Lopez (pictured below),
has returned and offered to host this week at 37 Garland. The best tip Pancho gave him, Senor Pedro told me, was to "keep my back to the wall and my Mac to the right."
I didn't have the heart to point out that he's been doing that all along to no avail.
Okay, so he wasn't in Mexico just to play cards. Here's the video he made. (The wig and shades are so Eighties, no?)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNnI64yngsw