Thom Forbes

At last week's game, Petey W. managed to deal a card that slipped right between a crack in the table — a feat so awesome that Petey A. offered his entire accumulated fortune for the evening — about $2.35 — if Petey W. could do it again. Well, as we should all know by know, nothing motivates Petey W. more than a challenge, particularly if an opportunity to swipe the pot is involved. In order to effect the transfer of said sum to his coffers (a logorrheic rendering of "to fleece the lamb" popular with attorneys), Petey W. has hired a personal card-throwing coach (see below) who is helping him not only with with his card-tossing skills but also with the mental aspects of the deal (evidently, Jason filed an anonymous complaint with the authorities about Petey W.'s double misdeal of a 7/27 hand last week).