Thom Forbes

The mules refused to do any work in this heat, nobody's posting anything to boisenberryfanatics.com and the VHS tape of Pedro beating the Yankees finally snapped. So Art decided to cruise the Web and has filed this report:

"We've all been regaled by Dennis'  tales of his woebegotten youth but how many of you know that he was a child actor, and actually starred in an eponymous television show (top left) when some of you — well, at least Wolf the Elder — were in knickers? In fact, it proved so popular in Hiafa that they made an animated show out of it (bottom left)."

[Editor's Note: Or did they go to the animation because Dennis — having discovered torts, malts and Seven Twenty Seven — had grown too big for his mischievous britches? In any event, Dennis shall host this week.]