Colleagues of the Legally-Blind-Man's Cards,
I deeply regret that I will be in the city tomorrow evening and unable to join you at Dr. Foxman's residence, 323 Mt. Hope (over the hump and in the dale), because, if the past be our guide, something totally unusual is bound to occur during the course of the evening. Scarfs have been eaten by hounds. Tables have collapsed of their own accord. Unusual foodstuffs have appeared. Art hasn't whined.
As for tonight, I hope to see you at the Democratic Caucus at the Harmon Community Center. Speeches start at 7:30; secret balloting at 8:00 or so until 10:30. The election of Swiderski, Walker and Jennings is critical to the continued liberty and freedom of the Tower Ridge Poker Cronies community, IMHO.
"I may disagree with your decision to play Illegitimate Bastoid," I've heard Peter Swiderski proclaim on the stump, "but I will defend to my last snivel your right to play it."