Mikey's No-Play Omha Blues

Game Location This Week

Mike Bucuvalas, 39 1/2 Southgate Ave.

Mike says he doesn't remember bemoaning the lack of Omaha playing the week of April 22 but, as we all know, de note book never lie. Herewith a little blues ditty that you'll have to provide your own backbeat to as Garage Band has defeated me and Matt Turk tells me that, unlike me, he doesn't work for free:


De prof's been playin' Bundles,

And Art , he always lose

Geoff is down with Greekoid

And Bob, he just confuse

Oh, baby, baby, baby

Tell me I can choose

'Cause I jes' need to rid me

Of the no-play Omha blues.


It's my time to deal now

Georgey's on the lam

Wolf don't like the two rows 

But who give a good goddam?

Oh, baby, baby, baby

Tell me I can choose

'Cause I jes' need to rid me

Of the no-play Omha blues


Forbes like Cincinnati

Foxman dig his moose

Bisbee can be chatty

And Stein, he wants his juice

Oh, baby, baby, baby

Tell me I can choose

'Cause I jes' need to rid me

Of the no-play Omha blues


The deal it's comin' to me

And this I do perceive

And if Jay-man cuts it rightly

He leave aces up his sleeve

Oh, baby, baby, baby

Tell me I can choose

'Cause I jes' need to rid me

Of the no-play Omha blues


Dere cookies in the oven

De Doors are singing tunes

Bruce can get  some lovin'

Jes' playin' with us loons

Oh, baby, baby, baby

Tell me I can choose

'Cause I jes' need to rid me

Of the no-play Omha blues


Some c'mon down to my place

'Round 9 this Wednesday night

The Ohma blues we'll chase

And do it up 'jes right

40 is the number 

And Southgate is the nom

Though the facts dey usually jumble

When dey passed along by Thom


Oh, baby, baby, baby

Tell me I can choose

'Cause I jes' need to rid me

Of the no-play Omha blues

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