
Yo my homeys
Read my lips
I got me here
Ten bucks in chips.
Laid out right
In front of youse
You see no whites
Just greens, reds, blues.

Why that is
I couldn't say;
Well, I could
But it ain't my way.
I show no hands
And live to bluff
If you don't like it
Well, that's just tough.
The piles I make
I just adore
Until I knock them
On the floor
Just gimme a Scotch
Or a glass of beer
And things get fuzzy,
Chips disappear.

I win a bit
But not enough
The boys I play with
Make it rough.
I'd like to go
Each night 'til 5
But I play with punks
Full of jive.
"I've got to work,"
They bitch and moan
For Thom and Bob
It's a downright drone.
Tell you what
My homeboy chumps
You better get ready
To take your lumps
See you Wednesday
At Professor Pete's
For that is where
The Cronies meets.
Mike "C." Bucuvalas, in a familiar pensive pose, will host this week.
